So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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