he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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