Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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