Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
