you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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