He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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