somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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