respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize