I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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