she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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