school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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