I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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