Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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