i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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