Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We are all done wearing pants today
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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