ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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