I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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