I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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