I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
My feet surprised me
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