even my farts smell like vagina
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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