k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize