Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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