Your tits are I can't wait for
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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