in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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