Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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