So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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