Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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