I bet he comes in French.
I skipped work to stalk him.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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