I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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