whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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