That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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