i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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