last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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