I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
