I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I wish i was in the wii world.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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