its not stalking. its research.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
