My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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