My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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