I'm drive I can fine osifer
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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