I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I look better un-naked...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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