i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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