Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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