Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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