That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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