You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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