PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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