im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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