garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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