would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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