You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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