Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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