Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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