well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
should my penis look like a turkey
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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