It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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