Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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