I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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