after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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