I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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