i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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