Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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