Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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